Blog posts about the Rabbi Aviva Cohen Mysteries and their author Rabbi Ilene Schneider

Conferences 2013

I’m planning to attend quite a few writers conferences this year. If you are, too, I hope to see you at one or more of them. If you’re not attending, but live nearby, let me know and maybe we can get together.

The dates are those of the conferences; I may be arriving a few says earlier and/or staying a few extra days, depending on the distance I have to travel and the birding opportunities.

MALICE DOMESTIC – May 3-5, Bethesda, MD

PUBLIC SAFETY WRITERS – July 11-14, Las Vegas, NV

DEADLY INK – Aug. 2-4, New Brunswick NJ

KILLER NASHVILLE – Aug. 22-25, Nashville, TN

MAGNA CUM MURDER – Oct. 25-27, Indianapolis, IN

CRIME BAKE – Nov. 8-10, Dedham, MA

VOTE FOR ME!

Can’t get votes if I don’t advertise I’m in the running. Please go to http://booktown.ning.com/ and scroll down to the box with the nominees for Book of the Month and click on UNLEAVENED DEAD. Vote early and often!

READ ALL ABOUT IT

Well, the “it” being “me.” An article about me and my writing,by Sally Friedman, is in the Jewish Voice: http://m.jewishvoicesnj.org/node/32117

A year (plus 2 days) ago, I posted here a list of  non-resolution resolutions that seemed possible for me to keep. It’s now January 3, 2013, and I’m finally taking a look at the list to see how I fared.

1. Update this blog weekly. Okay, monthly. Well, more often than every six months. I’m already off to a good start, as today’s Jan. 1.

It’s now Jan. 3, 2013. I did update fairly often, and did some guest blogging as well. But it’s a good thing “stop procrastinating” wasn’t on the list.

2. Work regularly on the third Rabbi Aviva Cohen mystery, Yom Killer. Then, when Unleavened Dead is published (from my mouth to God’s ears; kenahora;tu-tu-tu), the next book will be ready to go into production.

Unleavened Dead is now published, and selling fairly well. I do need to do more readings and signings – hint, hint. But Yom Killer is still in the same state it was a year ago: unwritten.

3. Go birding more often. I’m already off to a good start on this resolution, too, as I spent the day at the Forsythe NWR (aka Brig). And I plan to take a detour to Corkscrew Swamp and Ding Darling NWR on Sanibel Island when I drive from my parents’ house in Boynton Beach to Orlando for Sleuthfest in February.

I did get to Corkscrew Swamp and Ding Darling. But I also had arthroscopic knee surgery a few months later. The torn meniscus is gone, but so is all the cartilage. And the shots didn’t work this time. Walking on uneven surfaces is not the best therapy for arthritic knees. And my favorite spot – the above-mentioned Brig, an 8-mile drive through loop, was decimated by Hurricane Sandy. It’s open for walking only; I don’t think I’ll be doing it any time soon. I haven’t even filled my feeders for a while.

4. Don’t buy any more books about birding until I read the ones I’ve already bought.

Yeah, right. I’ll stop buying them when they stop publishing them.

5. Don’t buy any more Kindle books until I read all the ones on my to-be-read list.

See above comment re: birding books.

6. Don’t buy any more DVDs until I watch all the ones that are still shrink-wrapped.

The box set of the entire series of The Prisoner is still shrink-wrapped.

7. Don’t TiVo any shows or movies unless I am really going to watch them within the next six months.

Done. We got a free upgrade on our TiVo (all it cost was the price of a new HD TV), and all the taped shows were deleted.

8. Place resolutions 4, 5, 6, and 7 into the unrealistic category.

Done.

9. Watch season 2 of “Homeland” and “Game of Thrones.”  (Try and stop me!)

Done.

10. Read Game of Thrones. All 5 volumes. Or 6 or 7 or how many are published by the time I get through the ones already in print.

Done. Next task is to download them all onto Kindle so I can re-read them without getting cramps in my hands.

11. Get to Israel this year. It’s been too long. And try to go during the height of the bird migration.  I’ve already started googling “birding tours in Israel.”

See above note about arthritic knees.

12. Stop obsessing about my ranking on Amazon. It’s meaningless. Except when it’s a high ranking.

This was written before I had a new book published. But I am down to checking only 2-3 times a day. Except when it’s more.

So, no need to write new non-resolution resolutions this year. I’ll just keep plugging along. And I will definitely get moving on Yom Killer.

Happy 2013 to you all.

ON YOUTUBE!

You can hear my remarks at the Jewish Writers’ Conference at Beth El Hebrew
Congregation in Alexandria, VA, on youtube at: http://youtu.be/rpruPrOLeIo Go to approximately 45:00 on the time
scale to find me
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        I just found out my 1st (and so far only) short story “Miami Snow” will be published in the Spring/Summer 2013 edition of the e-zine MYSTERICALE-E. (mystericale.com)
        It’s a “free standing” story – not connected at all with my mysteries, no Rabbi Aviva Cohen, no Jewish themes or names. I woke up one morning with the first line (“The morning after I arrived in Miami, I opened the window shades in my bedroom and saw eight inches of snow.”) and knew I had to write the rest of the story.

HOW AND WHY I WRITE

I’ve another guest blog, this one for Donna Fletcher Crow. You can read about how and why I write at:  http://www.donnafletchercrow.com/articles.php?id=152

NEW GUEST BLOG

Ever wonder how Aviva spends her day? Now you can read all about it on Dru Ann L. Love’s blog site: https://notesfromme.wordpress.com/2012/12/03/rabbi-aviva-cohen/

There’s a new internet game making the rounds – no, not souped up versions of Jewel Blitz or Words with Friends. It’s called “Blog Tag,” and I was tagged by Donna Fletcher Crow to be “it” this week, and to write about my Next Big Thing.

Donna is the author of thirty-eight books, including the Monastery Murders, among other series. Last February, she and I wrote on each other’s blogs about “Clerical Mysteries: What and Why.” (Scroll way down on this page to read her blog, and go to http://www.donnafletchercrow.com/articles.php?id=107 to see mine.)

Donna’s Next Big Thing is the latest soon-to-be-released book in her Lord Danvers Victorian True-Crime series: A Tincture of Murder. To quote Donna, “As with all the Lord Danvers books, A Tincture of Murder recounts a true crime from Victorian England with a fictional murder woven around it.” Read more at: http://www.donnafletchercrow.com/articles.php?id=147

 

And my Next Big Thing? No, not the release this week of Unleavened Dead. Not even my Book Launch Party on Sunday, December 9, at 4:30 PM (yes, after the Eagles game, for those of you die-hard fans who haven’t given up on them yet), at the Barnes and Noble on Rte. 70 in Marlton, NJ. No, my Next Big Thing is the 3rd Rabbi Aviva Cohen Mystery, Yom Killer. (Kudos to my younger son, Ari, for coming up with the name a couple of years ago when we were brainstorming title ideas for future adventures of Rabbi Aviva Cohen.)

I actually began work on Yom Killer shortly after I finished the first draft of Unleavened Dead. I wrote three pages. Then I put it aside to revise and shop Unleavened Dead. Then I looked at those three pages, decided they didn’t work, and rewrote them. Then I auctioned and sold off naming rights for characters as a fund-raiser for Congregation Beth Tikvah (http://www.btikvah.org). I knew at that point that I was committed to getting beyond three pages – there’s no way I could introduce all the new characters in that small a space. And it would make for a very confusing and boring – and short – novel. So I reread what I had rewritten, didn’t like it, and rewrote it. And there it sits. Until now. Or soon. As soon as I finish all the guest blogs I’ve promised to write. As soon as I finish all the PR and marketing I need to do to give Unleavened Dead a good launch. As soon as real life stops interrupting what I really want to do.

I’m not a planner: I don’t outline my books. I’m a pantser: I write by the seat of my pants. Of course, I have some idea what will be happening in  my books, but mostly I let my characters tell me what they want to do and what is happening. In Yom Killer, I know that Aviva’s elderly mother has suffered a stroke – maybe – and has been hospitalized, despite her express, written orders that she does not want to be. And ignoring advanced directives is not the only problem Aviva uncovers at the assisted living facility her mother has called home for several years. The new owners have converted it from a non-profit to a for-profit facility, and will no longer accept residents who rely on Medicare or Medicaid (I’ll figure out which is which eventually) payments to pay their fees. And the residents who have lived there under the old rules are supposed to be “grandfathered” in, but seem to be dying in alarming numbers, even for the elderly. Of course, Aviva can’t ignore what she suspects is going on, especially when she finds out her mother (with her granddaughter’s help) had hacked into the owners’ financial records and uncovered some suspicious bookkeeping practices. And especially when a medical resident at the hospital wonders out loud why Aviva’s mother, who fell forward and hit her head on the sink, has a bruise not just on her forehead (as expected), but on the back of her head. A bruise that looks as though it could have been caused by the proverbial blunt instrument. Now it’s personal.

All I have left to do is figure out how to get from Point A (the beginning) to Point Z (the end). And not have the obvious bad guy be the bad guy. But at least I know the bad guy’s name: he paid the highest amount at the character name auction.

 

Next week, check out Denise Weeks’ NEXT BIG THING at: http://deniseweeks.blogspot.com

 

 

UNLEAVENED DEAD IN PRINT NOW!

UNLEAVENED DEAD NOW AVAILABLE AT http://www.amazon.com/Unleavened-Dead-Ilene-Schneider/dp/1610091981/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1353091870&sr=1-1&keywords=Unleavened+dead

And don’t forget the Launch Party, Sunday, December 9, 4:30 PM, Barnes and Noble, Rte. 70, Marlton.

RSVPs appreciated – we don’t want to run out of cake!